tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25989780270033223622024-03-10T12:13:19.381-07:00Bila Gerau GebangGebang Macam-macamgeraugebanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464066941006604610noreply@blogger.comBlogger294125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2598978027003322362.post-79216243495722599792015-05-22T14:05:00.001-07:002016-05-18T23:03:39.441-07:00Kecil itu membahagiakan...Besar itu....<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Sungguh...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Kecil itu membahagiakan...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Ini anak kucing belaan emak dan abah. Sejarahnya, emak dia menumpang teduh dan simpati untuk sesuap friskie di belakang rumah. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Setelah selesa berteduh, akhirnya mengandung dan melahirkan 2 ekor anak. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Risau anaknya diangkut ke sana, ke mari, abah letak dalam kandang. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Yang seekor ini macam tak cukup bulan, mengikut kata abah. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Kecik dan jalannya mengengsot-engsot.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Tapi aksi tidurnya sangat menghiburkan. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: georgia, 'times new roman', serif;">Besar itu ....</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Menyempitkan,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Menyenakkan,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Memengahkan,</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">dan </span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Yang pasti...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">besar itu mengenyangkan...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Apa teringin bedal..</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Macam hari ini, kak gerau teringin lontong bersambal tumis dan sambal goreng...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Tak fikir 2 kali. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Jalan terus...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Selepas itu, baru termenung, fikir, tak baik untuk kesihatan. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Yang penting, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">sudah sental. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Bak kata orang tua...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Barang yang lepas jangan dikenang.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Boleh?</span><br />
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geraugebanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464066941006604610noreply@blogger.com47tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2598978027003322362.post-9907113807228702222015-04-13T08:54:00.002-07:002016-05-18T23:10:06.502-07:00Batu Belah Batu Tak Muat Tangkup<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Assalammualaikum.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Sudah hampir 2 minggu kak gerau teringin asam pedas telur ikan. Di Selangor dan Lembah Kelang ini tidak tahu pula di mana ada dijual asam pedas telur ikan. Puas mencari telur ikan, hendak dimasak asam pedas. Sebiji telur ikan pun tak nampak bayang. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">"Ikan tak bertelur kak," kata penjual ikan pada kak gerau. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Oiit, ikan pun sudah pandai merancang keluarga?Ini tentu gara-gara GST dan semua barang naik harga.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Maka kempunanlah akak. Dengan itu, berlari-larilah kak gerau mencari Batu Belah Batu Bertangkup. Merayu meminta batu Menangkup. Malangnya batu cakap, akak tak Muat untuk ditangkup...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Huwaaaaaaa...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Malu siut...</span><br />
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geraugebanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464066941006604610noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2598978027003322362.post-8663991444243396652015-03-03T18:20:00.000-08:002015-03-04T23:23:14.594-08:00Suamiku Cap Ayam<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Assalammualaikum.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Saya sedang mencari pelakon</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">kerana saya sedang merangka skrip Drama:</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">"Suamiku Cap Ayam"</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Cerita "best" yang saya pasti meletup. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Cerita ini bukan menyindir bang badang kerana berdosa sindir-sindir suami. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Kalau tak puas hati, biar berdepan...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Muka ke Muka... </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Baru isteriku Gangster...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">ha ha ha...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Lagi pun bang badang makan muntah, bukan sardin.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Cerita ini</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">idea kreatif (kreatif </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">lah sanggatt) spontan saya </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">sebab harga Sardin </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">naik melambung-lambung. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Terasa mahal sangat...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Melambung-lambung </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">macam kalau kita naik bas, duduk "seat" kerusi panjang paling belakang, lalu jalan berlubang-lubang.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Melambung-lambung kan?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Haa... </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Apatah lagi, keluarga kami tak cukup hanya makan satu tin </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">sardin.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Lagi melambung-lambung mahalnya. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Sesiapa yang sukarela nak berlakon PM kak gerau...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Serius...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Serius </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Melawak </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Ha ha ha ha...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Errr...tak lawak heh?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Eh...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Mana cerita tentang Suamiku Cap Ayam?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Mana ada...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Baru nak merangka cerita kan.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Kalau ada idea, PM akaq...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">he he he</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Sekarang kan orang PM PM saja.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">.......</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Dah, dah, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Nak buat lempeng ni.</span></div>
geraugebanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464066941006604610noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2598978027003322362.post-49420610792660921382015-02-08T09:33:00.001-08:002015-02-10T20:35:42.161-08:00Saya tenung ikan goreng tadi<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Assalammualaikum.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Semalam saya ke Shah Alam untuk membeli makanan haiwan peliharaan saya. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Saya ke Restoran Melayu yang agak popular di Shah Alam. Saya mengagak restoran itu popular kerana pelanggannya ramai. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Sudah beberapa kali saya makan di situ. Makanannya biasa-biasa sahaja. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Tetapi disebabkan tidak kuasa untuk berpusing-pusing mencari restoran lain saya membuat keputusan untuk "tapau"nasi campur di situ.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Lagipun bang badang tiba-tiba mengidam cendol mamak di hadapan restorannya. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Setelah dua kali saya "bertawaf" memilih lauk pauk, akhirnya pilihan saya adalah nasi campur berlauk ikan kembung </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">goreng </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">(size m) , daging dendeng 4 ketul (setiap satu sebesar 2 jari manis) dan sesenduk lemak nangka. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Saya ke kaunter bayaran. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Cik Puan kashier mengira dengan pantas dan cekap. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Tap! Tap! Tap!.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Bunyi kekunci mesin kira-kira ditekan.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Tentu dulunya dia terror matematik. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">"RM 14", katanya.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Yakin Sangatt. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">"14 Ringgit?"</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"> </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Mata saya terbeliak. Hampir terjojol keluar ke atas kaunter.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Saya berusaha mengawal emosi.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Saya tenung ikan goreng tadi. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Dalam-dalam. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Saya yakin, itu bukan spesis Arowana</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">dan </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Daging itu daging lembu tua bukan lembu dara. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Dan hari ini, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">habis sebesen kacang kuda ni saya makan </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">dan saya masih tak percaya. </span></div>
geraugebanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464066941006604610noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2598978027003322362.post-79645796395072585922015-02-03T23:24:00.000-08:002015-04-08T17:53:27.006-07:00Positif Ok! Positif<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Assalammualaikum. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Apabila sesuatu yang sukar difikirkan mudah, maka mudahlah. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Sentiasalah berfikiran positif agar hasilnya positif juga.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Hari ini saya berjaya membuat kuih Kole Kacang.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Hampir Sawan di dapur menunggu</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Tahi Minyak Timbul.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><br />Baru saya tahu ru</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">pa-rupanya</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">hendak membuat Tahi Minyak lebih senang </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">daripada membuat Tahi Mata.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Hah!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Positif sangat.</span><br />
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geraugebanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464066941006604610noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2598978027003322362.post-83664186375799143142015-01-29T23:32:00.003-08:002015-01-29T23:39:01.156-08:00Gesel-gesel dan Dot Dot Dot<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Assalammualaikum...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Al Kisah, adalahlah seorang ini selalu bertandang ke rumah melepak-lepak. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Umpama rumah kita rumah dia. Sudahlah melepak, bising pula. Penat melepak tidur tak ingat dunia. Kalau tidak di bilik atas, di ruang tamu dan bilik bawah pun jadilah. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Lama pula tidurnya. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Baiknya, makan dan berak di rumah sebelah. Kalau datang tak pernah perut kosong. Disebabkan masanya lebih banyak dihabiskan di rumah saya, saya isytiharkan </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">dia milik saya.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Setelah dibelek-belek, saya agak dia betina.</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"> </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Maka kami memanggilnya Tinne (Betina).</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Curlst nama.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Urban sangatt.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><b><u>3 bulan kemudian.</u></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Nampak Tinne gesel-gesel almari </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">dan </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">tiba-tiba dengan payahnya dia pun</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">dot dot dot.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Tidakkkkkkkkk....</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Rupa-rupanya Kucingku En Sotong. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Ha ha ha...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Ah Tong, Ah Tong!!!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Ah Tong, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">usah bersedih Ah Tong, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">kami terima Ah Tong seadanya...</span></div>
geraugebanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464066941006604610noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2598978027003322362.post-87966375315650269872015-01-24T09:44:00.002-08:002015-04-08T17:46:43.049-07:00Tertinggal Beg- Mojo Sangat<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Assalammualaikum.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">"Ini bawa balik asrama. Makan dengan kawan-kawan," kata abang badang sambil memasukkan sebalang sambal cili api ikan bilis,1 bungkus besar kerepek ubi dan </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">2 bungkus maruku mamak kacang putih</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">ke dalam beg sandang Farisah.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">"Ha," balas Farisah ringkas. Pendek.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">"Nasi dengan rendang, dalam beg bimbit kecil ini. Bawa atas bas, "pesan abang badang lagi. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">"Syampu, mandian, sabun basuh ayah masukkan dalam beg sandang yang berisi baju ini. Ingat. Kamu ada dua beg sandang. Satu dalam bonet bas satu lagi kamu bawa naik atas bas. Satu beg jinjing. Ingat ya." Beriya-iya bang badang mengingatkan anaknya. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Farisah mengangguk-angguk. Memadang ayahnya. Kosong. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Kak gerau memandang Farisah. Sayu. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Begitulah setiap kali hendak balik ke Kulim. Bang Badanglah yang mengemaskan barang yang hendak dibawa pulang. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Kak gerau pula memasak bekalan. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><b>6 jam kemudian. </b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">"Helo mama. Isya dah sampai," beritahu Farisah sebaik sahaja tiba di Kulim. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">"Tapi kan ma, satu beg dah tertinggal dalam bas." </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">"Apa? Tertinggal?" </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">"Beg mana? Beg baju ke beg makanan? Rendang? Tinggal tak?" tanya kak gerau bertalu-talu umpama das-das bunga api tahun baru. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">"Beg baju," jawab Farisah.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Fuhh...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Nasib baik bukan beg makanan.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Nasib baik bukan beg rendang.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Kalau tidak...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>Sesal separuh nyawa</i>.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Muka beg tertinggal. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Mojo sangattt...</span></div>
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<i style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">(Mojo adalah positif kepada Poyo. Sekian)</i></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><i><b>NotaKakikeDahi: Ketahuilah anak-anak, begitulah rasa semua ibu bapa setiap kali anak-anak pulang ke asrama atau ketika anak-anak berjauhan.</b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><i><b> Risau, bimbang, sayu, merindu. </b></i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><i><b>Kirimkan doa kepada mereka ketika ada dan ketika tiadanya mereka juga. </b></i></span></div>
geraugebanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464066941006604610noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2598978027003322362.post-61081474194407548512015-01-01T02:05:00.000-08:002015-04-08T17:55:51.488-07:00Mood Arjuna Beta<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Assalammualaikum...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Tentu banyak yang tertunggu-tunggu sambungan kisah <a href="http://mamapanda-mamapanda.blogspot.com/2014/11/penunggu.html">Penungg<span id="goog_304756937"></span><span id="goog_304756938"></span>u </a>Episod 2. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Aku kira.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Rupa-rupanya tiada sesiapa pun yang menunggu <i>sequel </i>nya. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Ah, padan muka. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Engkau ingat kau </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Che Ta? </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Neelofa? </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Oh, rupa-rupanya hanya kak gerau propa. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Terasa sedih.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Siapalah kita.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Sebulan menjadi penunggu, ketawanya bagai nak gila. Sebab itu orang tua-tua berkata jangan banyak ketawa, nanti menangis pula...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Sudah setahun menjadi penunggu, jiwa cepat terasa.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Dengar Fynn Jamal mendendangkan Arjuna Beta, berjojos-jojos air mata.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Ketika berjawatan tinggi, kita di pandang dan dipuji, (dipuji? ada ke</span><i style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">? ada kot</i><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">) setelah tidak berjawatan, tiada siapa pun yang peduli. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Sambil tersedu-sedan aku cuba mengingat kembali jawatanku dulu</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">... </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Tetapi </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> tangisanku semakin menggila kerana aku</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">kembali sedar, aku hanya kuli. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Jawatan tinggi kebendanya!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Uwaaaaa...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>Nyamanlah kak gerau propa,</i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>Mimpikan yang indah saja...</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Sudah-sudahlah gerau. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"> Orang yang dilanda banjir yang semua harta bendanya punah pun masih tabah dan redha dengan ujian Allah. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Kalau setakat orang tak baca, nak bersedih-sedih...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Jangan nak mengada-ngada!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Disebabkan dulu tak berjawatan tinggi, sekarang kita susun balang tinggi-tinggi.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Puas hati.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Tujuan asalnya entri ini hanya untuk memberitahu bahawa sekarang kita ada jual</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Jejari ketam. </span></div>
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Itu sahaja. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Jumpa lagi.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Wassalam.</span></div>
geraugebanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464066941006604610noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2598978027003322362.post-30050380645749355982014-12-24T19:01:00.000-08:002015-04-08T18:07:59.124-07:00 Lelaki Sejati<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Assalammualaikum...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">Sepanjang hari langit menangis. Rajukan mentari lebih panjang panjang kali ini. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">Angin semilir yang dingin membawa rasa teringin menikmati soto. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">Menghirup sup panas-panas. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Oh, nikmatnya!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Ada lebihan 6 kampit kecil nasi impit di dalam laci dapur. Jadilah. Ayam pun ada. Ada beberapa bahan yang tiada. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Bergedil? Emm, tak payahlah, menggentel bergedil sahaja hanya menambah rembesan asid di kolon hingga ke rektum...(Mood biologi). </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Pedih dan lapar. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">"Adik, belikan mama barang-barang ini, " ujarku sambil menghulurkan secebis kertas pesanan kepada anak lelaki bongsuku.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">1. daun sup sepokok</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">3. taugeh (2 genggam)</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">4. rempah sup sebungkus kecil...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Adik menyambut kertas tersebut tanpa sepatah kata. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Aku menghulurkan RM10 kepada adik. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Sepuluh minit kemudian...</span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 19.3199996948242px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Mana taugeh? Kenapa ada tauhu,"tanyaku kepada adik. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">"Mana ada mama suruh beli taugeh. Mama suruh beli tauhu segenggam kan,' jawab adik.Nadanya kali ini agak sedikit keras.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">"Mama suruh beli taugeh segenggam. Tauhu mana boleh beli segenggam," jawabku.</span><br />
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<span style="line-height: 19.3199996948242px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">"Itulah, hairan juga mama tulis beli tahu segenggam.. Tak apalah, lagi pun Nabil tak suka taugeh pun," jawab adik selamba. </span></span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 19.3199996948242px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Ehhhh...Suka-suka hati saja. </span></span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 19.3199996948242px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Banyak pula tauhu yang dibelinya. </span></span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 19.3199996948242px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Ketika itu aku sedar, bahawa ciri-ciri lelaki sejati ada pada anakku...menganggap yang penting tidak sepenting mana...</span></span></div>
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geraugebanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464066941006604610noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2598978027003322362.post-17238145586580387172014-11-22T19:02:00.002-08:002015-04-08T18:09:10.253-07:00Penunggu...<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Assalammualaikum. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Bulan ini cukup setahun kak gerau menjadi Penunggu.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Tunggu bang badang balik dari kerja, tunggu Dak Ahmad balik dari sekolah, dan tunggu Dak Zati dengan Dak Isya balik dari asrama.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Lebih 20 tahun bekerja.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"> Ya. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Lama benar.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Opis pun meluat tengok akak...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Akak?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Akak pun dah tak larat. Naik tangga ofis pun merangkak...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Sebelum mengesot baik blah.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Minggu-minggu awal bertaraf penunggu rumah, hari-hari berdansalah akak di rumah. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Zumba? Salsa? Gelek?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Ha ha ha...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Boleh buat apa-apa sahaja yang akak suka.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Siapa ada kisah, akak seorang di rumah.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Ha ha ha...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Ha ha ha...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Tidur? Makan? Tengok Korea?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Bila-bila masa saja.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Siapa mahu marah?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Boss?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Ha ha ha...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Boleh jalan daaaa</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Ha ha ha.....</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Ha ha ha....</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">CCTV?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Pun dah tak ada...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Ha </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Ha</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Ha...</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Ha</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Ha</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Ha.....</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Banyak ketawa nampak?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Senang Hati Nampak?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Itu cerita minggu pertama Penunggu Rumah. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Baru Minggu Pertama </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">OK.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Letih.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Banyak sangat ketawa..</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Kita tengok nanti apa cerita...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Ketawa laaa...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Suka sangat kan?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Ketawalah gerau...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Ketawa laaa...</span></div>
geraugebanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464066941006604610noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2598978027003322362.post-10075993472456172752014-11-18T21:46:00.000-08:002015-04-08T17:52:19.269-07:00Pindah rumah Banglo<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Assalammualaikum...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Semalam, kak gerau makan berlaukkan </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Asam pedas ikan senangin bunting.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Sedap.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Bukan hendak riak ...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Ini pujian memotivasikan diri.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Sebagai usaha membangunkan cas-cas positif dalam badan supaya rajin memasak. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Hmmm...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Sebelum ini tak rajin memasaklah ya?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Err...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Krik... Krik...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"> Itu cerita semalam. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Hari ini kita makan berlaukkan asam pedas senangin. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Lagi?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Ya.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Tetapi asam pedas hari ini berbeza sedikit. Yang ini tiada terung kerana terungnya semua habis dimakan semalam.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Oh, lauk semalam?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Shhh...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Jangan beritahu sesiapa</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Kita selalu juga buat macam ini sebab tahun depan kita mahu pindah rumah banglo. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Jangan jeles.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">He he he...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Jimat cermatkan amalan mulia.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Lagipun Ron 97 sudah naik 20 sen. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Ehh?</span></div>
geraugebanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464066941006604610noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2598978027003322362.post-88546550365456812322014-11-14T19:14:00.000-08:002015-04-08T18:12:02.985-07:00Nasib baik kita "Cool"<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Assalammualaikum...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Bulan Jun yang lalu. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Kami menghantar Nur farisah anak kedua kak gerau ke Matrikulasi Kulim Kedah. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Sudah lama sungguh tidak ke Kedah. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Lebih 10 tahun. Itupun hanya lalu sahaja kerana hendak ke Langkawi.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Matrikulasi Kulim Kedah ini adalah di bawah MARA. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Makanan sepanjang di sini adalah free. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Lima sekali sehari. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Makanlah banyak-banyak anak oooi. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Selain itu, RM 100 akan diberikan setiap bulan sebagai duit kocek. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Alhamdulillah. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Bangunan sebelah kiri yang berbumbung biru itu adalah surau dan...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">dan...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"> <b>Bangunan sebelah kanan yang ada penghadang hijau tu pula adalah tempat kepala akak terhantuk...</b></span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Ya...</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Terhantuk. </span></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Konfiden Ok.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Bangun daripada tempat duduk terus merempuh penghadang hijau dikk non oooi...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Gempa bumi sekejap tau...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Berpinar-pinar.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Bayangkan objek muatan berat merempuh benda pegun...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Bergegar!!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Yang Bestnya siap jerit lagi...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Adooooiiii!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Kuat kooo...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Penghadang hijau tu laaa..</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Cisss...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Nasib baik tak berapa banyak orang...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Nampak? Tak berapa banyak orang kan..</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Dan</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">nasib baik juga kak gerau ini </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">"cool" orangnya.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Tak toleh kiri kanan, Kita pun terus jalan ke kafe...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Order 3 bungkus air milo ais sekali...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Satu bungkus setengah kita sedut sorang-sorang.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">"Cool" sangat kan.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Dari jauh kita nampak kak long gelakkan kita. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Diamlah kak long!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Hu hu hu...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Tak banyak orang kebendanya...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Cool apanya...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Malu sangat...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Sakit sangat...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Kita tahan ajer tau..</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Benci...!!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"> Bang Badang pujuk kita, dia bawa kita pergi Tanjung Dawai...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Beli ikan pekasam </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">dengan </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">jalan-jalan tengok anak kambing baru tanggal tali pusat.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">(<i><span style="font-size: x-small;">kambing ni baru saja beranak sebab nak berdiri pun tak boleh lagi</span></i>)</span></div>
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geraugebanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464066941006604610noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2598978027003322362.post-76028103664081688142014-11-11T17:23:00.002-08:002015-04-08T18:20:20.974-07:00Cemerlang ke?<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Assalammualaikum.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Orang Johor jarang-jarang masak pulut. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Saya kira. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Begitulah mak saya. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Kami merasa pulut apabila khatam quran atau </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">kalau </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">lulus cemerlang dalam peperiksaan. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Seingat kak gerau, 4 kali sahaja mak masak pulut. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">3 kali sebab kami ada tiga orang adik-beradik dan sudah khatam Quran. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Nombor berapa ek? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Nombor 1 ke? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Eh, bukan-bukan, nombor 7 kot?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Ooo, salah, salah baru ingat, nombor 10 laaa...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Betullah...No 10...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Ya.Ya...Nombor 10.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Masa tu kita darjah 3</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Nombor 10?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Cemerlanglah tu. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Berilah muka sikit.</span><br />
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Rendam pulut semalaman.<br />
Kosek pulut, cuci, dan tos airnya.<br />
Masuk ke dalam rice cooker dengan ukuran air se"level" dengan pulut.<br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">1 hb Nov 2014... </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Pak cik (yang mengahwini arwah adik bongsu kesayangan abah) kak gerau berkahwin lagi setelah beberapa tahun menduda...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; text-align: left;">"Mana telur pindang tadi? Dah lama tak makan," tanya Bang Badang ketika kami dalam perjalanan pulang</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">"Emmm...awak, awak, Pak busu berkahwin akhirnya setelah 7 tahun menduda. Lama juga tu," kata kak gerau sambil menyeluk dalam beg tangan jenama <strike>Bunian </strike>Bonia kesayanganku untuk mencari telur pindang yang banyak kusonglap tadi.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">"Nanti, kalau saya meninggal, selepas 15 tahun atau 20 tahun saya meninggal baru awak kahwin semula tau. Tau tak???Dengar tak??" pinta kak gerau.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">"Emm..maknanya kena berjanji kahwin lagi lah ya?" jawab bang badang.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Seiring itu juga telur pindang yang elok-elok kusimpan semula ke dalam tas tanganku..Hanya yang pecah-pecah seperti perasaanku ketika itu, kuhulurkan kepada bang badang sambil terus memejamkan mata...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">"Eh, kopeklah telur ni. Orang tengah"driving" kan," bang badang minta simpati.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">"Kopeklah sendiri. Orang mengantuk ni," jawab kak gerau. </span></div>
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geraugebanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464066941006604610noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2598978027003322362.post-49437966316445072092014-10-19T19:25:00.002-07:002016-05-18T23:08:19.034-07:00Kuih Nona MeroyanAssalammualaikum.<br />
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Apabila nafsu membuak-buak berkehendakkan sesuatu, memang payah untuk mengawal. </div>
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Tak mengira waktu dan keupayaan...</div>
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Tanpa menghiraukan cuaca dan keadaan...</div>
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Janji dapat...</div>
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itu jihad...</div>
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Usai solat maghrib sudah tak tertahan...telekung kucampak tak bersidai...</div>
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Kupandang ke dinding...</div>
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ada jam dinding di situ...</div>
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tepat pukul 9.</div>
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Fuhhh...</div>
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renjatan elektrik sekejap<br />
Rupa-rupanya baru pukul 7.30 malam</div>
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Bang Badang belum pulang.</div>
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Misiku <strike>Kuza</strike></div>
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harus tertunai malam ini juga...</div>
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Sebelum dia tiba.</div>
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Dalam hujan ribut dengan petir sambar-menyambar, kugagahi agar hajat tercapai...</div>
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Akhirnya..</div>
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8.40 malam...</div>
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Bang Badang pun tiba...</div>
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Oh,</div>
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Suamiku!</div>
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lihatlah,</div>
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inilah dia</div>
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Taraa</div>
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Suamiku tersenyum...tetapi aku tidak pasti itu senyuman manis atau sinis...</div>
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Lalu dia bertanya: Kuih apakah ini?</div>
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Tetiba terasa berdebar.</div>
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Dalam hati tertanya-tanya."Kuih apa ya? </div>
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Siang tadi kulihat di blog Masam Manis Puan Azlita yang cantik menawan dan pandai masak-memasak itu, kuihnya warnanya hijau begini...</div>
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Berhias cantik begini...dan namanya kuih si Nona Manis...</div>
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Tetapi...kok kuihku warnanya begini?</div>
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(<i><span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;">lagi seram, asalnya tepung tengah yang berwarna putih itu sepatutnya tepung gandum, tetapi kugantikan dengan tepung beras...sebab tepung gandum yang berbaki sedikit semua tumpah</span></i>)</div>
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"Err...Inilah Kuih Nona Meroyan" kataku penuh karisma...</div>
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"Kain macam bunyinya? Emm,tapi Sedap,"katanya...</div>
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Puas hatiku...</div>
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Alhamdulillah.<br />
Memang sedap kuih Nona Meroyan ...<br />
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<b>Nota</b>:<i> Sesiapa nak mencuba berkunjunglah ke blog Pn Azlita Masam Manis tu...pandai benar beliau membuat kuih...dan sedap sungguh...sungguh ni...buat banyak-banyak. Kasi jiran 40 pintu lagi bagus...he he he</i></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Bawa diri ke gunung Bogor (ewah..jauh ko) pun belum tentu meraih idea. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Apatah lagi akhir-akhir ini jarang-jarang membaca. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Banyak "vocab" yang hilang entah ke mana. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Yang banyaknya aktiviti membongkah. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Sarapan, kudap-kudapan, tengah hari, petang, malam.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Implikasi daripada fenomena ini (tetiba...Buletin utama)</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"> idea yang dihasilkan menjadi tidak menentu seperti cuaca. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Contohnya...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Minggu Hadapan Hari Raya Hindu...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><i>Buah apakah yang di dalam plastik itu? </i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><i>Nak Klu?</i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><i>Ok...</i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><i>Buah ni kalau manis sedap dimakan.</i></span><br />
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<i><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Ber "Backdrop" tudung saji...</span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Seni sangatttt ...</span></i></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Tapi...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Cerita akaq, Cerita Hari Raya hari tu...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Nampak? Nampak?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Unsur tak menentu di situ...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Udah tu...awak bukan menyambut Raya Hindu pun kan...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">ceritalah raya awak...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">biorlah tamil yang beraya...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Berbanggalah dengan pakaian dan budaya kita...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Tetiba..kan</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Tak memasal</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Ngeh ngeh ngeh.</span></div>
geraugebanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464066941006604610noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2598978027003322362.post-67586016599061201562014-10-15T05:08:00.000-07:002014-10-15T16:42:36.056-07:00Ayam kicap kak gerau<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Assalammualaikum...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Dalam seminggu masak kicap berlada hitam mesti ada dalam senarai </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Senang dan cepat. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Ikut cara kak gerau,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Budak Ahmad aka Kentang pun suka. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Sudah berbulan-bulan makan ayam sup dan bakar...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Dengan syarat, ambil isi sahaja. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Diratah. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Tanpa nasi.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Kenyang ke dik? tanya kak gerau</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Sweetnyaaaa mama tanya macam tu...mama ingat senang ke nak kurus? </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">jawab budak Ahmad. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><b>Resepi</b>: Kepada sesiapa yang berdarah superman, kluang man, dan atukman, boleh lah ikut resepi masak kicap kak gerau. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Tumis cili kisar (Cili kering 4 tangkai yang dicampur dengan bawang besar 1 labu , bawang putih 4 biji dan sedikit halia) satu senduk. Kalau sudah ada bau, masukkan ayam 1/2 ekor, air semangkuk. kicap manis satu senduk, lada hitam satu sudu makan. Biarkan menggelegak dan sehingga ayam empuk. Letak garam sikit, dan sos tiram dua sudu makan. Apabila sudah mula pekat, letak bawang besar. Tadaaaa...dah masak pun...senangkan. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">1. sesudu makan sambal hijau</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">4. bawang besar hiris besar-besar. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Panaskan kuali, letak minyak, ambil sesudu makan sambal hijau, letak bawang besar, garam (kekadang kita tak letak), pecahkan telur. tunggu seminit...kacaukan dan terus angkat...supaya telurnya masih lembik. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Apa? Nasi tambah bila nak letak?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Bila ek?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Malas jawab. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Selamat hari raya yang ke 12. Maaf zahir dan batin. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Hai, den post, den yang kecuh...hari raya pertama tak larat makan banyakkan (iyerrr ke)...dah lah sekarang ni teringin pulak...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Bekas makanan yang diisi hidangan kami sekeluarga dan para tetamu pada Satu hari Raya. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Mak Jah order. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Bekas ini dapat menjadikan makanan panas dalam masa yang lama. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Curlst mak Jah...Ada nama atas periuk.</span></div>
geraugebanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464066941006604610noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2598978027003322362.post-63431785893204882014-07-07T10:18:00.003-07:002014-07-07T15:02:07.272-07:00Rahsia Kurus<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Assalammualaikum. Bismillah. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><b>Budak kentang...dulu</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Kejayaan yang membawa kepada kemusnahan treadmill di rumah...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">dan menyebabkan usaha kak gerau untuk menguruskan badan bakal menjadi mustahil...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Bang Badang, sila jangan marah kalau akak tak kurus ya...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Haaaa</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Boleh Gitu?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Moga menjadi inspirasi kepada </span><strike style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">mak kentang</strike><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">...insan-insan lain. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Nak tahu rahsianya? Emm, malas nak cakap sebenarnya...nanti ada yang kata...ek eleh...promosi...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Tapi ...benda baik kena kongsikan.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Ya. Kita kasi dia makan sambal hijau hari-hari. Pagi kita kasi dia makan Sambal hijau, pagi sambal hijau, tengahari sambal hijau, petang sambal hijau, malam pun sambal hijau...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Akhirnya dia kurus. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Tengok...dah cakap dah...dah ada yang kata dah...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Tapi</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Nak kurus tak? Nak kurus tak?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Haaa...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Apa?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Nak tanya?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Kenapa kak gerau tak kurus?</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Oh, kita ada gastrik, jadi, kita makan sambal hijau tengahari jerrrrr...sebab tu tak kurus...!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">heh</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><b>Pesanan</b>: Iklan di atas adalah percuma. Percaya ke? ngeh ngeh ngeh</span></div>
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geraugebanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464066941006604610noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2598978027003322362.post-81922098033678747262014-06-24T08:06:00.001-07:002014-06-25T02:34:26.464-07:00Menangis Makan <span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Assalammualaikum. Bismillah.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">He he he...lama tidak bersembang...Lama tidak bergebang...Lama tidak merapu-meraban...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Semangat si kus semangat yang hilang...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"> <b>Sambal hijau Sodappp.</b>..</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Serius sodap...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Aliff Lam Lam Ha...(</span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>kecik-kecik dulu cakap macam ni kan..</i></span><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">.) </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"> Makan dengan apa sedap? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Dengan semua..</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Dengan segala keturunan lempeng, dengan lempeng </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"> kurang upaya pun boleh ...contoh lempeng pekak.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Dengan Jemput-jemput bawang, jemput bilis, udang, cencaluk</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Nasi dan sekeluarga dengannya..</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Dengan roti bai, roti naik, roti bantat, semua sedap...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Paling sedap kalau makan dengan...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">dengan Kak Gerau...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">ki ki ki..</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Dan petang tadi...</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">kak gerau makan dengan lontong...<i>no..no...no</i>..bukan nasi hempap, bukan nasi kepit, bukan nasi himpit juga...</span></div>
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<b style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Sebab sedap dan Podass</b></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Mana nak beli? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Beli dengan kak gerau...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">RM 10 jer...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Boleh..</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Janji pos awak bayar..</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Tiba-tiba terasa nak membuat kek. Terkejut akak. Terkejut Sangattt. Pada diri sendiri. Lagi terkejut, Bang Badang menawarkan dirinya yang gagah itu untuk membeli pisang. Sangaattt gagahnya. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Boleh tahan. Gebu dan lembut kata Bang Badang. Dan kali ini nada suaranya agak ikhlas. Seperti tiada agenda disebalik pujian itu. Boleh dipercayai. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Cuma agak tawar sebab adunan gula yang telah dipukul dengan telur tertumpah sedikit. Errr...lebih daripada sedikit...Sebenarnya agak banyak...ha ha ha...Hentam saja lah. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Ada cek kisah. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Tawakal. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"> Yang menjadi masalahnya. Hanya kami 3 orang yang makan. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Dan disebabkan terlalu teringin membuat kek, saya membuatnya sebanyak 2 adunan. Sekarang cuba "story". Siapa nak makan? Hujan mencurah-curah di luar. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Saya mencadangkan kepada anak-anak. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Dan mereka berkata.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">"Tak nak lah, mama diaorang semua "terror buat" kek," kata kakak.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">"Kek diaorang lagi sedap," kata adik.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Dan... </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">saya membawa hati yang lara bersama 3 ketul kek ini, duduk jauh-jauh makan sorang-sorang. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Huwaaaaaaaaaaa...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Setiap pagi, dari surau, insya Allah, bang badang akan terus ke pasar membeli sayur dan ikan untuk dimasak tengahari nanti...dan akan sampai ke rumah pukul 8 tiga suku pagi...haa.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Pukul 8.15...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Kak gerau menyambut kepulangan bang badang dengan senyuman paling menawan sambil kenyit-kenyit mata belah kiri...lepas tu kenyit-kenyit mata belah kanan pulak</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-style: italic;">korang ada buat? kalau tak pernah esok petang suami balik opis buat...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Lepas tu...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Bang Badang pun sambut senyuman akak dengan...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">dengan...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">menghulurkan beg plastik berisi barangan yang beli di pasar...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">eeeeiiikkkk???</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Ok apa...!!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">sekurang-kurangnya senyuman disambut dengan beg plastik kan...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Jadinya, akak dengan hati yang berbunga-bunga kekwa </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">membawa bungkusan itu ke dapur </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Terkejut akak....</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Akak cuba tenangkan diri </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">akhirnya, walaupun dalam keadaan truma Uma Thurman</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">akak berjaya memasak lauk tersebut....</span><br />
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(Sekarang semua tengah sawan tuut...jadi baik jangan sebut)</div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Berselera akak makan hari ini...Eh, bukan hari-hari berselera? Tapi hari ini lagi selera...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS, sans-serif;">Bermotivasi ke?: Penurunan harga sayur Tuut menjadi bahan cerita sehari dua ini...biarlah sesiapa pun yang bercerita...asal sahaja jangan sampai hina-menghina dan menyebabkan pergaduhan sesama kita yang satu akidah...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Suatu subuh yang tak berapa nak bening...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Mak Jah telefon:</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><b>Mak Jah</b>: Hari ni Y (</span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>adik gerau</i></span><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">) balik KL..Aku ada kirimkan karipap kat kau...Nanti Y antar ke rumah..</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><b>Gerau</b>: Haa...Ok...(sambal angguk-angguk)</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><b>Mak Jah</b>: Tapi dia singgah JB jap...rumah mak mertua dia.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><b>Gerau</b>: Pukul berapa dia bertolak dari Pontian? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><b>Mak Jah</b>: Pukul 8 pagi ni dia bertolak la...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><b>Gerau</b>: Ok...tq mak...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Y bawak karipap?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Singgah JB? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Rumah Mak Mertua?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Sekejap?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Tiba-tiba peluh dingin membasahi dahiku...</span></div>
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<i style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">dahi kee?</i></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Adakah?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Adakah?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Peristiwa hitam itu akan berulang kembali?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">8 malam...(sekejapnya singgah JB) Y sampai dan kiriman karipap bertukar tangan...dan aku pun membuka bungkusan karipap....</span></div>
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Sila baca cerita ini...<a href="http://mamapanda-mamapanda.blogspot.com/2010/07/sehidup-semati.html" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; text-align: center;">Karipap Sehidup Semati.</a><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; text-align: center;">.. ?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Kecederaan patah riuk ketika proses penceraian...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Biar patah riuk asal sedap masuk perut...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Nampaknya</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Ini kali hanya bercerai mati...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Bukan sehidup semati...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Faham?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"> Tak faham? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Penat ajer orang cerita...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Tak faham sudah...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Pi lipat baju !!</span></div>
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geraugebanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10464066941006604610noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2598978027003322362.post-5370185290488274982014-01-09T19:24:00.002-08:002014-01-09T23:56:54.122-08:00Mak cik Cantik Saya<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Assalammualaikum...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Sebenarnya gambar budak kecik pink sebelah kanan itu adalah saya...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">...5 tahun saya telah dieksploitasi oleh mak cik <strike>gemuk,</strike> </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">cantik saya...</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">(</span><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>Depan dia saya panggil dia Mak Ngah cantik...Saya tak boleh panggil dia gemuk nanti dia panggil saya budak kecik dumuk) </i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Sekarang saya sudah besar...</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">..Saya perlu tampil memberi kenyataan. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Membongkar segala penyalahgunaan gambar milik saya </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Saya tidak mahu selama-lamanya menjadi budak kecik pink.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Sila tukar gambar saya...</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><i>Saya beri tempoh 2 bulan.</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Kalau tidak saya akan panggil mak ngah gumuk...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Panggil kuat-kuat</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Mak ngah gumuk!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Emmmmm</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Dan</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">saya pasti dia akan takut dengan ugutan saya...</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Ngeh...ngeh...ngeh...</span></div>
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