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Monday, June 22, 2009

Kelumpang Resort : Episod 1: Tengok Apa Ada

Dah lama tak jalan jauh. Hari ni nak jalan jauh sikit. Sikit aje pun. Kelumpang. Tak pernah dengor Kelumpang? Tak tahu duduknya kat mana? Alah kat Kuala Kubu menghala ke Tanjung Malim. Sempadan Selangor dengan Perak. Kalau tak tahu jugak memang la, buta tempat. Pindah duduk Siam ajelah. Kuiz Kelumpang. Kenapalah agaknya dipanggil Kelumpang ek?
A Diambil sempena nama kueh lompang.
B Berasal daripada kata Kau nak Ku Lempang?
C Banyaknya anak dara seperti Puteri Pucuk Kelumpang di kampung itu
D Sejenis tumbuhan yang gerau pun tak pernah tahu rupanya
Siapa nak jawab? Jawablah. Tak nak jawab? Gerau apa kisah. Yang penting dapat pergi Kelumpang. Yahoo. Tapi gerau rasa jawapannya macam B. Kamuorang ingat?
Ketika dalam perjalanan
Kedatangan gerau disambut oleh makhluk yang sering menjadi korban mangsa kekejaman Restoran Saba, Al Rawsha dan arab-arab yang sama gelek dengannya. Hish, hish hish. Err dah jawab kuiz?
Jalan ke depan sikit, gerau jumpa ni. Warung tanpa nama.
Bang Badang menekan brek kecemasan. Kenapa? Kenapa berhenti? (Skrip drama). Soruuu la tanggachi.Perut pun dah berkeroncong. Tauke warung tu senyum kambing tengok kami. Macam tau-tau aje, kami nak makan kat warung dia.Sampai aje, gerau tanya abang tu. Kenapa warung tak de nama? Letak le nama. "Aku bukak bukan kerana nama," dia jawab. He he he. Acah aje. Mana ada tanya.
Lauk pilihan. Rebung masak lomak cili api, ikan kembung goreng bersambal ala-ala minang, kuah asam pedas dan kentang sambal, feberat kami sekapal. Tapi kakak yang sendukkan nasi ni melampau betul. Dia sendukkan nasi kitaorang macam nak kasi makan orang kerja kebun gamaknya. Banyakkan?
Gerau : "Dah la, cukup-cukup." Kakak warung: "Tak pe, makanlah banyak-banyak. Nak nasi tambah nanti saya kasi" Gerau: "Eh, tak pe, tak pe."
E eh, Suka-suka dia aje. Terasa u, mentang-mentang I comel. Kakak warung tu memang peramah. Masa gerau amik gambar lauk dia cakap lagi.
Kakak warung: "Datang dari bandar ya? Orang bandar memang suka (jakun) nak amik gambar. Iya la, lauk orang kampung, lain." Gerau: Ye ke?

Eemm, macamlah KL tu jauh sangat dengan kampung tu. 45 minit aje. Suka hati akak warung la.

Galihlah tangan sikit. Tak menyempat-nyempat.Lauk pilihan Bang Badang. Semua sama tapi lebihnya ada ikan patin masak asam pedas. Sedap sangat asam pedasnya. Agak-agak jawapan kuiz tu, B ke C?

Ini lauk Si Kentang, Si fucuk dan Si Soo Hoon. Yang bezanya ikan sahaja, lauk lain semuanya lebih kurang sama. Sama selera semuanya ek? Iya ke? Kenyataannya hanya lauk tu aje yang tinggal kat warung tu. Terpaksa amik. Tiada pilihan. Tapi semua masakannya memang berasa dan sedap.

Lepas makan nasi, nampak ni pulak. Hai, susah betul kalau perut sepikul.

Kuih kasturi. Aduhai sedapnya. Tak terkata sedapnya. Rasa nak datang lagi beli. Kacangnya mampat, tepungnya rangup. Rasanya marrrvelous. Muuah.

Pisang goreng pun ada. Pun nampak sedap. Beli sikit lah, boleh buat bekalan kat resort nanti. Sempat sampai resort ke? Tok sah percaya lah. Harga semua sekali (5 orang punya makan) campur ayor, RM 25. Murah betul. Err, kuiz tu, kamuorang dah jawab? Tak nak jawab? Tak nak sudah lah.

Psst:Seronok makan dekat warung ni. Tak pasang kipas pun sejuk.Layanan pulak, 1st class. Rasa macam makan kat umah emak sendiri. Tapi kena bayar la. Nyaman dan rasa nak datang makan lagi. Sebenarnya gerau memang suka kalau singgah makan kat warung macam ni. Kat kampung-kampung. Bagi gerau, biar warung kokak asal sedap melantak. Cerita ni belum habis. Nanti gerau sambung lagi.

Bersambung di episod akan datang.

20 comments:

  1. kakak gerau kembar ku, ni makdoyah, dah berjaya akhirnya buat blog. Bila pegi Kelumpang ni, macam org Temerluh kata kalau nak pegi Kuala Lumpur, diorang ckp pegi Kelumpor..sama la macam Kelumpang ni..

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  2. makdoyah nak jawab kuiz lor...jawapannya b, buleh?

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  3. Kita memang sehati sejiwa, makdoyah. I suka jawapan u, sama dengan I.Kalau B jawapannya, elok tempat ni untuk orang yang terlebih meroyan.he he he.

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  4. saya rasa makcik gerai tu mempunyai beberapa bidang tanah sawah la, sebab tu dia murah hati bagi nasik banyak2 macam tu..jgn la kecik hati ngan makcik tu kak gerau..

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  5. penat baca sampai abis takde jwpn kuiz, tuan blog ni yg nak kena ke-lempang gaknya...! ;)

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  6. Mau tak kecik hati mak doyah hoi, bila dia cakap nak kasi nasi tambah, macam dia cakap nak kasi berat kau bertambah. Ha, gitulah rasanya.

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  7. ha ha ha, KOg sebenornya, kita pun tak tau.

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